Indian Vs American Movies

Indian SmsAmerican Movies Teach Us:

1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.

2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are F.B.I/c.I.A Agents, Working Undercover.

3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball.

4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking U.S.

5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves And Vampires.

Indian Movies Teach Us:

1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.

2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut You “Always Choose The Right”

3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His Wound.

4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.

5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.

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